There are time tricks that will make your head spin.
There was the time that time did a backflip and we landed upside down and we had to stand on our heads for 20 days. The blood rush made us hallucinate images of bathtubs overflowing with melted skulls.
And there was the time that time entered thru our subconscious and stole all of the mirrors inside and sold them for scrap.
And then there was the time that time came waltzing in to our math class to make fun of our ineptness at calculations. That was when we said, "Fuck you, time" and flung out the door. And then suddenly we were in a hallway filled with walking algebraic equations, jeering at us.
Time tricks will melt yer skull, and your subconscious fear of math will mock you in the cracked mirror at the End of Time.
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